Church Whore Page 5

  “Aight, fine, get some rest. I guess I’ll go sleep on the couch again tonight so that I don’t disturb you.” Mud said hoping Tricia would stop him.

  “Oh okay.” Tricia said getting back into her comfortable bed. Within minutes of her head hitting the pillow, she was out like a light.

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  Mud plopped down on the couch. Tricia was acting so damn moody that he didn’t know if he could take nine months of this bullshit. Part of him was happy that he was going to finally be a father. All the abortions he made women have. He should have at least six kids by now.

  Maybe I need to chill out with the women. Mug thought to himself. The last experience he had was terrible. One of the chicks he kicked it with on a regular, her cousin was trying to holler at him on the side. The girl wasn’t cute at all. She had a fucked up shape and she seemed a little slow.

  The girl invited him over to her place. The first red flag was that it wasn’t that clean. But when he walked into the bedroom he could smell a hint of onions, like underarm funk onions. What topped it off was when she undressed and the aroma of mackerel emitting from between her legs was so pungent, Mud couldn’t take much more. He didn’t even want her sucking his dick. He made up an excuse and got the hell out of dodge.

  Mud called Edwin to tell him about it and they laughed. He said he didn’t even care what her name was; he was going to refer to her as mackerel. Edwin laughed so hard at his brother that Mud got mad and hung up the phone. Mud was in bad mood because of his encounter with mackerel and wasn’t expecting Tricia to drop the bomb that she did. He was sure that they would be trying for at least another year or so.

  Maybe he could get all of the women out of his system before the kids got here? He wasn’t too convinced at his own thought. He looked back at his bedroom and contemplated going back in there but decided against it. He didn’t have time for this new moody Tricia.

  “Ugggh!” Mud let out a long sigh and picked up the phone and started texting some of his ‘usuals’ as he referred to them.

  Chapter 6

  Tamar Harlot’s ass was popping as Edward tore her up from behind. He let go of her body, put his hands up and just watched as her perfectly round ass twerked on his dick. Edward grabbed Tamar by her waist and rammed himself as deep inside her as hard as he could. His dick was playing ping-pong with the inside of her walls.

  Tamar worked her magic and Edward loved every bit of it. He sat on the edge of the bed and flipped Tamar upside down so that her face was in his groin area and her legs rested on his shoulders. As Tamar sucked Edward’s dick, he spread her open and sucked on her clit. He kept looking into the mirror, watching them as they turned each other out with their tongues.

  Edward couldn’t believe the mouth skills this chick had. Even upside down she was getting it in. He closed his eyes and buried his face inside of her crotch. Her neatly trimmed hairs and perfect pussy lips enticed him ever more. He suckled on her clit until she cried out from cumming. Her legs trembled on his shoulders and Edward slurped out all of her sweet nectar. Tamar kept sucking until Edward unloaded in her mouth.

  After they both climaxed they lay in bed and talked.

  “Tamar, I enjoyed myself tonight but…..”

  “Yeah, I know what time it is. You are getting married tomorrow.”

  “Yes, I am.” Guilt started to sink in.

  Why did he do these things?

  Edward had a beautiful, sexy woman that he was about to love, honor and cherish in just a few hours and here he was in bed with one of the Harlot sisters. Edward was just curious, but curiosity killed the cat.

  Tamar listened to Eddie talk. She actually liked him as a person. He wasn’t degrading and he didn’t treat her like a whore, like many other preachers in the past have. Tamar secretly wished their sex session would be so intense that he would call off the marriage, but she doubted that. They had been creeping for a few months and she didn’t want it to end.

  “So, are you nervous about tomorrow?” Tamar made light conversation as she put her clothes on.

  “No, Felicia is a great woman.”

  “I’m happy for you then, and I hope this doesn’t make you uncomfortable around me at church.” Tamar said steeping into her dress.

  “Nah, if you’re good I’m good.”

  “Baby, I’m always good.” Tamar looked over her shoulder and winked as she put her shoes on.

  “I bet you are, Miss Harlot.” Edward laughed.

  Tamar picked up her purse and said. “I guess I’ll see you tomorrow at your wedding.”

  “I guess so.” Edward continued to lie there thinking about his upcoming marriage and how he was actually scared to death.

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  First Assembly was filled to capacity. When Lizzie and Elisea walked down the aisle you could hear gasps from both the men and the women because no one knew that the ladies had such a beautiful shapes hidden under all of those grandma clothes they wore. Eloise wasn’t too thrilled about that. She opted to attend the wedding as Eddie had pretty much given her an ultimatum. Even Eloise couldn’t hide the smile on her face when she saw how beautiful her daughters were. All the bridesmaids looked beautiful and the groomsmen looked dapper in their black tuxedos. The Blanks brothers all stood up for their brother along with some of Edwards college friends he kept in close contact with.

  Layla Edwin’s daughter ran down the aisle ringing a bell and screaming. “The bride is coming! The bride is coming!”

  Edward picked his brother Edem to officiate the wedding. As the bridal march played Felicia appeared looking like royalty. Her brother John walked her down the aisle. She gripped his arm tight.

  “Don’t let me fall, John.” Felicia whispered.

  “I got you sis, just keep smiling.” John whispered back.

  Arm and arm the beautiful bride and her brother walked down the aisle as all eyes were on her. Felicia glanced around the church before locking eyes with Eddie. Eddie had tears in his eyes as he watched his bride walk towards him. He didn’t expect to feel so much emotion and he knew then in his spirit that not only was he making the right decision but that he loved Felicia with all of his being and he wanted to spend the rest of his life making her happy.

  Felicia looked at her mother who was blubbering at the sight of her daughter. Felicia smiled and when she got close enough to her beloved Eddie and she could see him crying, she too started to cry. When Eddie took Felicia’s hand she wiped his tears away with her hand. That romantic yet simple gesture caused the congregation to erupt in “Ahhhh’s.”

  “God created Eve out of Adams rib. Felicia, you are now Edwards rib, connected for life through the becoming of one here today in front of God, your friends and family. Edward, you are to love Felicia as Christ loved the church. When a man findeth a wife he found a good thing and receives favor from the Lord. Edward, Felicia is your good thing. I remember when he first laid eyes on you. He called me and said Baby bruh, I just found my wife. You touched an inner part of his soul that very day. But you weren’t an easy catch. You made him chase you.”

  The congregation laughed.

  “But, he finally caught you. When you decided to finally give him a chance he called me again and said I’m never going to let her go. So today you two stand here before the Lord as witness of the love between you. Never go to bed angry and be mindful of the last thing you say to each other so that you don’t have any regrets. Keep God first in your marriage and treat each other like the King and Queen you are to each other. On bad days remember how you felt today. Remember the love that you presented before God.”

  Felicia and Edward stood still as Edwin and Lacey wrapped a thick rope around them and then tied it in a knot symbolizing the soul tie that Edward and Felicia share. They recited their vows and exchanged rings.

  “I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss your bride.” Edem said with a big smile on his face.

  Edward planted the most passionate kiss on Felicia’s lips.

 
“Save some for tonight.” Edwin shouted and the congregation erupted in laughter again.

  The wedding broom was placed at their feet. Edward and Felicia locked arms and jumped the broom. The congregation clapped and on cue they all started to ring the bells that were given to them when they entered the church.

  Edward was so happy that Felicia was now his wife. As they walked down the aisle he spotted Tamar who winked at him. Never again he thought to himself. Unbeknownst to Edward, Felicia caught the wink Tamar gave him.

  The reception was held in the reception hall at the church. The food was being catered by Stephanie’s; a well-known soul food place in the city. The newlyweds shared a romantic first dance. They looked like the perfect couple. The day ended up being a beautiful day and even Eloise was on her best behavior. She hugged Felicia and welcomed her into the family.

  Edward and Felicia spent the night at the hotel out by the airport so they could be there first thing in the morning. Their flight to Jamaica was scheduled to leave at 6:15 in the morning.

  Chapter 7

  Lacey climbed into bed as Junior flipped channels with the remote. Lately Lacey had been feeling dome distance from Junior. She was hoping that it wasn’t another woman. She snuggled up to Junior and rubbed his chest.

  Junior knew what that meant. Lacey wasn’t brazen enough to say let’s have sex. She would just rub on his chest. That was her mating call. Junior really wasn’t in the mood for their same ol’ sexual routine. Lacey found everything disgusting. She didn’t even like it when Junior feasted between her legs. She didn’t like giving head, and she didn’t like a lot of positions. Ugh! She didn’t like anything.

  Lacey was a beautiful woman standing 5’7 and about 135 pounds; a nice slender build that captivated Junior. Her light skinned complexion had a sun kiss glow to it. Lacey could be a sexy woman but she was too busy being a classy one.

  Junior pulled his pajama pants down and got on top of Lacey. He kissed her and that was about the only thing that he really enjoyed with his wife. She was a great kisser but good kisses cannot sustain a marriage. Junior felt himself rising and he caressed his wife’s body and spread her legs apart. He rubbed on her clit with his middle finger and Lacey started to squirm. As her wetness grew, Junior entered her and closed his eyes. He thrust in and out of Lacey and she just lay there. Junior was getting irritated with his same as boring routine.

  “Fuck me back.” He whispered in her ear.

  The comment threw Lacey for a loop. “What did you just say to me?”

  “Fuck me back.” Junior repeated.

  Lacey pushed Junior off of her. “Is that how you speak to your wife?”

  Junior groaned, he was not in the mood for her bougie mess tonight. Hell, he didn’t even want to have sex with her to begin with. Junior turned over on his side with his back to her.

  Lacey sat up and turned the light on. “Junior, don’t turn your back on me when I’m talking to you. How can you say something so disgusting to me? I am your wife not one of your church whores.”

  Junior turned over and sat up. “Everything is disgusting to you. Suck my dick, oh that’s disgusting, let me eat you, oh that’s disgusting. EVERYTHING is disgusting to you. At least those church whores as you call them make sure I’m satisfied.”

  “Oh, I don’t satisfy you?” Lacey was hurt by the way her husband was speaking to her.

  “No, you don’t. A man has needs and I tell you what I need from you but no you’re too damn bougie to come down off your high horse for even an hour to satisfy your man.”

  “JUNIOR!” Lacey screamed.

  “Yeah, that’s about the only time you scream my name because it sure ain’t during sex; it’s boring, it’s always boring. You just lay there while I do all the work. If you put as much energy as pleasing your man as you put into being Mrs. Edwin Blanks we wouldn’t have this issue.”

  Lacey was stunned by the insults that were being thrown at her. She couldn’t cry because she was in shock. She couldn’t get mad because she was too hurt. Lacey couldn’t move, she couldn’t think, she just sat there.

  Junior got up and put his pajama pants back on. He slipped his feet in his slippers, grabbed his cell and left out of the room in a huff.

  Lacey had never seen Junior so mad and he had never spoken to her in such a tone before. She replayed what he said. Did she care more about being his wife than his lover? Lacey knew she had some hang-ups about sex but she didn’t know that she wasn’t satisfying her own husband. Is that why he always cheated?

  Lacey sat in the bed and a million thoughts ran through her head. What do I do now? How can I fix it? Lacey prayed to God for guidance because she was completely lost. She thought she was doing everything right as a wife. She didn’t have any clue that he was not satisfied, until now.

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  Junior left out of the house in his pajama pants, no shirt and his house shoes. He drove around for two hours trying to clear his head. Then he decided he needed some good loving so he drove straight to his bae instead of returning home. He let himself in as usual. Sheila was in the bed fast asleep. Junior went in the bathroom to take a quick shower and when he came out Sheila was still knocked out. He climbed in the bed with her. He scooted right next to her and wrapped his arms around her. He kissed her shoulder and rubbed on her ass. Sheila remained knocked out. She looked so beautiful to him. He watched her sleeping soundly and debated on disrupting her sleep but he needed her. He ran his hands in between her legs and played with her clit.

  Mmmm… how he loved his fat cat.

  Junior pulled the covers back, raised Sheila’s nightshirt and spread her legs. He licked his lips at the sight of his fat cat just waiting to be devoured. He positioned himself comfortably and started to feast on his precious Goldie. Junior ate Goldie with such intensity that he moaned and became lost in her honey pot.

  Sheila thought she was dreaming at first. Without opening her eyes she reached down to pleasure herself but felt Edwin’s head between her thighs. Her eyes popped open and she looked down at him.

  Edwin could feel his Goldie staring at him and he looked up with lustful eyes. He feasted even more vigorously.

  Sheila smiled at him. “Babe, what are you doing here?” Edwin didn’t answer. He continued to feast on her.

  Sheila closed her eyes and enjoyed her lovers tongue. She grinded her fat cat in his face and Edwin gripped her big thighs and dove in harder. His tongue licked every inch of her honey pot. Sheila moaned and called out his name. She grabbed his head and held it in place as her cup runneth over. Edwin slurped up all of her sweet nectar.

  He finally released her clit from the relentless sucking of his mouth and climbed on top of her. They kissed and Sheila didn’t mind that she was tasting herself. Lacey would have just died if Edwin attempted to kiss her after feasting on her. He entered her slowly but once he felt the inside of his Goldie’s wall he couldn’t help himself. Sheila was like a drug to him, and he needed a fix. Sheila knew how to please him without being asked to.

  Sheila met Edwin thrust for thrust. As her body consumed him they became lost in each other’s eyes. Sheila secretly hated moments like this. Junior looked at her with such intensity and passion, but he was not hers, and she always reminded herself of that in order to keep her feelings in check as much as possible.

  Edwin and Sheila made love continuously over and over again throughout the night. This was the first time that Edwin had spent the night at Sheila’s place. The only time they were able to get all night loving was when they would be out of town on business.

  They professed I love you’s during their lovemaking and they could both feel their soul tie becoming stronger.

  Completely exhausted Edwin and Sheila fell asleep in each other’s arms sometime before dawn came up. Edwin slept like a baby. He never did understand why the only time he got a good nap is was when he was with Sheila. Both of their alarm clocks went off at 7:30 am. They had a meeting at church at 10:00 to discuss the Singles Ministry
that Edem was heading up.

  Sheila hit snooze on her alarm and Edwin turned his off from his cell. He noticed he had a bunch of missed calls and texts from Lacey but he didn’t even want to be bothered with it at the moment. Edwin had one thing on his mind and that was his Goldie.

  He entered her sideways as he rubbed on her fat ass. Sheila loved this position because he always went deeper sideways.

  “Damn, I wish I could wake up to this every morning.” Edwin confessed.

  Sheila smiled and worked her fat cat even more sending Edwin into a frenzy. Edwin banged her up real good and this was the best morning that she had in a long time. She wished that they could stay in bed all day and just enjoy each other’s bodies, but they couldn’t. Soon they would have to get up and go back into the real world where Edwin was no longer her bae, but her boss; the world renowned Rev. Edwin L Blanks II.

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  Edwin pulled into his driveway about 9:00 am. He was glad to see Lacey’s gold 2015 Cadillac Escalade ESV gone. He saw where Lacey had laid out his clothes for the day and jumped into the shower. As he showered he thought about the last words he said to Lacey. He shouldn’t have been so harsh. She was a good first lady and in many ways she was a good wife, but in the sex department she was so rigid and boring. He didn’t know what else to do but continue to get his needs meet elsewhere.

  Edwin brushed his teeth and walked into the bedroom glistening from the water beads on his body. A towel was wrapped around his waist and Lacey was sitting in the chair by the window.

  “Good morning.” Lacey looked sad, she seemed broken.

  “Good morning.” Junior looked at his wife and saw nothing but pain in her eyes. He felt like shit.

  “Do you know why I married you?” Lacey asked.

  “Because you love me?” Junior stood frozen in place. He didn’t know where this conversation was going.